Proud to be a Life Destroyer

Will:  Momma, can I please have a snack?

Me:  No.  You should have eaten your breakfast instead of feeding it to Mr. Spock.

Will:  Now I’m angry.

Me:  Why are you angry, Bubba?

Will: And now I’m angry because you ‘stroyed my LIFE!  Because you didn’t give me a snack because I fed my breakfast to the dog.