Mom is Officially Offensive by Debbie Mascot
My work called my mom offensive. I got an email from an address of a robot of our work's server and it said:
"An email that was sent to contains an offensive word. If you believe this to be an email that should be received under business purpose guidelines, please call your local help desk."
Below it was written the line that this email came from the address "grammac95@aol.com."
My mom is offensive.
This works on outgoing messages, too. I sent one that had the word "it's" and "hit" next to each other and got an email saying that my email would not be sent because it contained an offensive word. Good thing I was only testing the robot.
Well, it is 9:53 in the morning and I just ate a sausage and cheese biscuit
and I'm so hungry that I'm thinking of going to lunch now. 10am lunch after
sending a bunch of offensive messages. I wonder what the hired robots think
of me…