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After hours and hours of searching, I've found some of the weirdest sites the internet has to offer. It's almost scary...

NEW NEW NEW Added 1/20/02

• This isn't new, but I was checking the links and remember we found the Eric Conveys Emotion site a long time ago? Well, ol' Eric has really taken off. He's got jillions of emotions now.
• This isn't new either, but when checking the links, Die Screaming with Sharp Things in Your Head has a new tagline: ""Too violent for bored.com!"
• A real-life customer complaint letter. I think it's rather harsh with the language, but... well... having been there, I understand.
• I Should Be Working.com. But instead I'm clicking through useless, and fun, sites.
  
• With all the auction sites out there and all the weird people with weird things, it's no wonder soem of them are Disturbing.
• 70's Children's TV. Oh Mightly Isis and Shazam. How about Electro Woman and Dyna Girl? I taped the audio of that on my cassette player and we sometimes still listen to it.
• Figure out what your dreams mean. But only those that are Freaky.

Added July 3, 2001

• Not sure what religion you are? Try this Belief System Selector.
• Or BeliefNet.com to find out what kind of Christian you are.
  
• Mattresses of the world. Photos here: Streetmatress.com. THIS LINK WASN'T WORKING AT LAST TEST.
• What song was #1 the day you were born? Find out at ThisDayinMusic.com.
• Gallery of Huge Beings. A must see.
• This is the best ever. EVER EVER EVER! Please... don't stop believin'. Click here.

Added February 19, 2001

• I'm not providing a link to this one, but you know how every weird fetish is covered on the 'net? Well, I came upon an adult site in my search for goofy stuff that is called, "Ladies in Leg Casts." That is just plain creepy.
• Bizarre stuff you can make in your KITCHEN (besides food).
• Citizen's SELF-ARREST Form, in case you are just too darn lazy to get caught.
• This one kinda creeps me out... Face Generator. THIS LINK WASN'T WORKING AT LAST TEST.
• Eric conveys emotion... TOO MUCH FREE TIME.
• Magic card trick. It will disturb you until you figure it out and then you'll just be mad.
• Dictionaries: There are 2 strange dictionaries:
  • Dictionary of One Letter Words
  • Dictionary of All-Consonant Words
• Mullets. You just can't have enough mullet sites.
  • Mullet Madness
  • Mullets Galore
  • Mullet Junky
  • When the Mullet Hits the Bone
  • Mullet Joe
  • Les Mullet
  • Mullet Uncut
  • Mullet Frenzy THIS LINK WASN'T WORKING AT LAST TEST.
  • Mullet Gods (this one includes a "Mulletin Board"... and you know how much that's making me laugh) THIS LINK WASN'T WORKING AT LAST TEST.
  • Adopt A Mullet THIS LINK WASN'T WORKING AT LAST TEST
• Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie. Instructions on how to make one so that people stop controlling your mind.
• Stupid Egg Tricks. I couldn't find a site for NON-stupid egg tricks, though. Sorry.
• And for all you who have to work with customers, check out CustomersSuck.com. It's gratifying.
• Brought to you by the makers of Fun with Grapes, here's the new Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow Torches. Enjoy.
• I can't decide if this is real or not. For Sale by Mental Patient.
• Not as scary as it sounds (but much funnier): Die Screaming with Sharp Things in Your Head.
• Try reading www.cnn.com after Mr. T-ing your puter.
• Have a superiority complex? Perhaps you'd enjoy this Cult Construction Set.
• Ahhhh... Mike the Headless Chicken.
• Have some extra money that you want to flush down the toilet that has become our future? Sponsor these two in college.
• And for those of you who hate to fly, bet these look familiar: Air Sickness Bag Virtual Museum.

Last updated by debbie@mascotmanor.org on March 26, 2002 .